Aw Jeez, Rick, this intro text is pretty big, you should probably use it sparingly. Shoutout to Rick and Morty ipsum. Shut the fuck up about moonmen!Everybody over thirty do this with your hand! Everybody with a red shirt jump up and down!
If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself. It's a dream, Morty! We're in your dog's dream. The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants, we-we all went to sleep. Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside Snuffles' dream. The fucking amish bitch shot me!Its an Internet Portal Gun Button, Morty!
He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's. It's called carpe diem Morty. Look it up. You created a day care for my dad? Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.
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The world can be one together
Cosmos without hatred,
Stars like diamonds in your eyes
Flip the pickle over. Yo! What up my glip glops! They'll just fall right out of my ass! I've done this too many times!
If I let you make me nervous, Morty, then we can’t
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I love morty and i hope morty loves me. I want to wrap my arms around him and feel him deep inside me. Then it's time to get your beak wet tonight playa! If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself. Nice, Mrs Pancakes. Real nice.Dreamwidth
'Quantum carburetor'? Jesus, Morty. You can't just add a Sci-Fi word to a car word and hope it means something... Huh, looks like something's wrong with the microverse battery. We're gonna have to go inside. Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash! Sum-Sum, let’s go! Grandpa’s concern for your safety is fleeting! Haha god-damn!
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
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