Aw Jeez, Rick, this intro text is pretty big, you should probably use it sparingly. Shoutout to Rick and Morty ipsum. Shut the fuck up about moonmen!Everybody over thirty do this with your hand! Everybody with a red shirt jump up and down!
If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself. It's a dream, Morty! We're in your dog's dream. The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants, we-we all went to sleep. Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside Snuffles' dream. The fucking amish bitch shot me!
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He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's. It's called carpe diem Morty. Look it up. You created a day care for my dad? Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
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I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.
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The world can be one together
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Flip the pickle over. Yo! What up my glip glops! They'll just fall right out of my ass! I've done this too many times!
If I let you make me nervous, Morty, then we can’t get schwifty get schwifty.
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Don't break an arm jerking yourself off Morty. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro? I turned myself into a pickle, Morty. Rubber baby buggy bumpers! It's like the N word and the C word had a baby, and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
Don't Morty me! I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of shit! But no! Like father, like goddamn daughter! You wanna be like Rick?! Congratulations! You're just as arrogant and just as irresponsible! If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself. We need a hang glider, and a crotch less uncle sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked red heads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father. Those guys are inside you building a piece of shit Ethan! They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them, fuck those people, fuck this whole thing Ethan.
Yea. If you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad, Morty. Not MY fault this is happening. Rubber baby buggy bumpers! I'm your worst nightmare, bitch!
Nice to wheat you! Lemme hear everybody say hey-yo! All the ladies say yeaaah! Everybody over thirty do this with your hand! Everybody with a red shirt jump up and down! Yo, everyone whose first name begins with an L who isn't hispanic, walk in a circle the same number of times as the square root of your age times teeenn! If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself. They're not infinite universes left in sync with the show.
Nothing you do matters, your existence is a lie! I'm Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! Morty, I'm a drunk, not a hack. Get off the high road Summer. We all got pink eye because you wouldn't stop texting on the toilet.
Hi! Principal Vagina: the name's real, possibly Scandinavian. It's fine, everythings is fine. theres an infinite number of realities Morty, and in a few dozens of those i got lucky and turned everything back to normal. There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you'll thank me later. Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can't. They blew up.
It's a device Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people's dreams Morty. Its just like that movie that you keep crowing about. Sum-Sum, let’s go! Grandpa’s concern for your safety is fleeting! Hmmm, human music. Dont look at me! That guy over there roped me into this.
It's like the N word and the C word had a baby, and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews. What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it. Why'd you even rope me into this?! Full disclosure, Morty - it's not. Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the Megaseeds dissolving in your rectal cavity.
I love morty and i hope morty loves me. I want to wrap my arms around him and feel him deep inside me. Then it's time to get your beak wet tonight playa! If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself. Nice, Mrs Pancakes. Real nice.
Dreamwidth'Quantum carburetor'? Jesus, Morty. You can't just add a Sci-Fi word to a car word and hope it means something... Huh, looks like something's wrong with the microverse battery. We're gonna have to go inside. Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash! Sum-Sum, let’s go! Grandpa’s concern for your safety is fleeting! Haha god-damn!
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
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